March 2012
st4y-fr3sh asked: You're so nice and helpful. I needed that advice. Keep up the good work! :)
"You're so.." finish it in my ask.
atribecalledstef:
Im nervous.
If i saw Drake and Abel on the street,
inbetweenjoyandpain:
autumnovoxo:
I would run and throw chicken nuggets to get their attention.
Same. And proceed to rape them.
MARTI, REMEMBER ABOUT THAT ONE DREAM I HAD? OMG.
ovoxo bandwagoners: i love the weeknd
ovoxo bandwagoners: who's abel?
fckyeahhiphoplyrics:
laisse tomber les filles… laisse tomber les filles, un jour c’est toi qu’on laissera… laisse tomber les filles, laisse tomber les filles, un jour c’est toi qu’on laissera…. oui j’ai pleuré mais ce jour, là non, je ne pleurerai pas non… je ne pleurerai pas, oui j’ai pleuré mais… ce jour lá je ne pleurerai pas, je ne pleurerai pas….
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*9pm*
Mom: Alex your dad is gonna call you at 10
Me: Okay
*waits by phone*
*9: 30pm*
*9: 45pm*
*10pm*
Me: any minute now
*10: 15pm*
*10: 30pm*
*10: 45pm*
*11pm*
Me: Should have known
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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Mom: CSI is on.
Dad: ... KFC?
chuck-taylors:
Yo, Drake’s arms look so. fucking. NICE. Jeeeeeeeeez.
takecaredrizzy asked: What happened to my cinnamon buns
gabiescorner asked: hello
So if a girl proposes to a guy on Leap Day,
katelyn1223:
he supposedly has to say yes.
Excuse me while I go find Drake.
Anonymous asked: Whose the girl in the picture?
lilzw asked: UR BLOG LOOK GOOD FOLLOW ME
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Mom: "So Puff Daddy-"
Me: *starts laughing ass off* OUT OF ALL THE NAMES YOU CAN CALL HIM, YOU CALL HIM PUFF DADDY OMGGGGGG.
Mom: *laughs 10x harder and louder than me* *ends after 3 minutes* ANYWAY, wait I forgot....
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